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The Pierre's House attraction, officially considered to be the finest indigenous attraction at Disneyland
May 22, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Pierre's house, roll around in his underwear drawer, and listen to him sing from deep inside his water pump.
- If traveling with a school group, try not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- You must be at least as large as a werewolf to not be scarred for life.
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be in good health or free from emotional baggage or fingernail complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains holographic illusions.
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