Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Perri's House attraction as seen from the top of the future
October 19, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Perri's house, snoop in his phone book, and throw your kid in his water pump.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 24".
- Expectant parents can send their children on alone.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from delusions, '50s haircuts, or bowel, skin, chest, or neck issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from December 3 until something like June 27.
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