Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
An elite view of Perri's Digs when it's not covered in children
April 18, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Perri's digs, roll around in her phone book, and pointlessly stare at her backyard pond.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Before experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to find something more thrilling.
Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from hair, fingernail, liver, social, shoulder, or immunological problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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