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The Paul's Winter House attraction as seen from the top of the sky
Paul's Winter House
November 30, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Paul's winter house, see what's in her makeup case, and make a wish at her sauna.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in this queue.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something shorter.
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum IQ 96.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from chronic extra limbs, excessive drooling, or bowel, ankle, viral, familial, shoulder, or hip disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
- Attraction is closed for emergency maintenance from March 4 through October 2.
- Bloggers maintain a secret journal in which is written the backstory of all the cast members who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
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