Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
A smaller view of Paul's Home when it's shrounded in darkness
January 27, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Paul's home, stick your face in her phone book, and throw your kid in her reflecting pool.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Notices
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may run backwards.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, participants are required to select custom waivers.
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