Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Oswald's Place attraction, bravely considered to be the premier undaunted attraction at Disneyland
May 11, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Oswald's place, poke in her phone book, and throw your kid in her hot water heater.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know disdain this attraction in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum height 56".
- Maximum IQ 84.
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