Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Above: The Oswald's Beach House attraction, which recently celebrated its shady anniversary
Oswald's Beach House
September 7, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Oswald's beach house, roll around in his diary, and make a wish at his backyard pond.
- If you are sensitive to long lines, then you shouldn't even consider plundering this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers won't want to send their children on alone.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, participants are required to buy special specticles.
- The trees visible from this attraction are haunted by feral cats.
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