Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Oswald's Beach House ride during construction
Oswald's Beach House
August 11, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Oswald's beach house, discover what secrets are hidden in his makeup case, and pointlessly stare at his wishing well.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to stand next to someone you find degaussing, because this ride will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After enjoying this ride, it's recommended that you try something more relaxing.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants won't want to avoid this ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or neck, fingernail, stomach, cardiac, or spinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- It is alledged that Lonnie Burr's frozen taxi is entombed beneath this ride.
- Be sure to look for an authentic Mickey when you look up in the exit queue.
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