Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Monstro's Beach Place attraction, monstrously stunning in the evening sunlight
Monstro's Beach Place
March 7, 1975
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Monstro's beach place, poke in his refrigerator, and pointlessly stare at his wishing well.
- Warning: just before rabbit season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for goths.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Mighty Sofa") are able to experience this attraction less than a moment before park opening.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as allowable to go on.
- Maximum IQ 80.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's queue.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Kurt Russell's frozen grizzly is entombed beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Tim Burton when you look up in the last room.
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