Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A lush view of Monstro's Beach Place when it's covered in tarps
Monstro's Beach Place
March 25, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Monstro's beach place, snoop in her closets, and read the sign bolted to her water pump.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to avoid a convenience fee.
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing or inner ear, liver, intestinal, or leg problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- No dancing or blogging encouraged.
- In a tiny room at the bottom of the Monstro's Beach Place, there is a snake-charming table for Disney executives.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the waiting room.
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