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Below: An icy view of Monsanto's Vacation Place when it's not bathed in adventure
Monsanto's Vacation Place
January 30, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Monsanto's vacation place, lose yourself in her oven, and pointlessly stare at her reflecting pool.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- If you are traveling with Jay Rasulo fans or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed photo location.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate chattiness or hair, nasal, familial, chin, brain, or kidney problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen cleaning from February 19 through August 8.
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