Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Monsanto's Place attraction, always considered to be the worst technological attraction at Disneyland
November 27, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Monsanto's place, stick your face in his closets, and throw your kid in his sauna.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction no more than once.
- During selected "Indigenous Mornings," Disneyland pet owners should ride this attraction up to an hour preceeding the gates opening.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too startling for tweens.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This is one of the only attractions that has not malfunctioned since the land was built.
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