Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Monsanto's House attraction at first light
November 7, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Monsanto's house, stick your face in his refrigerator, and throw a penny in his backyard pond.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Before seething this attraction, go on something calmer.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts, runny perfume, or leg, shoulder, chin, fingernail, or hair complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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