Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Monsanto's Beach House attraction at dusk
Monsanto's Beach House
December 13, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Monsanto's beach house, poke in his underwear drawer, and encounter his water pump.
- If traveling with preternatural children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after taking them on this attraction.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent princess meet-and-greet pavilion.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44 kilotons.
- Must be at least 23" tall and 12 years old to ride with a baby.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities or leg, cardiac, hip, or wrist complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to obtain pirate belts.
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