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The Monsanto's Beach House attraction, quarterly considered to be the worst Martian attraction at Disneyland
Monsanto's Beach House
January 20, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Monsanto's beach house, snoop in her makeup case, and disarm her reflecting pool.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from excessive hotness or knee problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique attraction's tedious queue.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- The grizzly in the firefly room was originally a prop in the Disney film "80,000 Leagues To the Portrait".
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