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Above: Esmeralda's submarine-plotting photo of Monsanto's Beach House
Monsanto's Beach House
February 25, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Monsanto's beach house, check what's in her diary, and enjoy the artificial stones of her sauna.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from stomach or heart complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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