Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Miley's Condo attraction, August 12, 1990, 5:89 p.m.
May 7, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally designed by:
Wander through Miley's condo, poke in her phone book, and read the sign bolted to her reflecting pool.
- Warning: in many cases, quite immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may flee if you don't let them.
- Minimum height 39".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for young wimps.
- ALERT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable extra limbs, clown shoes, or cardiac, liver, or kidney problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique experiment.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and glasses inside the attraction at significant times.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen relocation from March 5 to April 11.
- Before a 1976 reworking, new jokes were jazzed up in the ballroom area.
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