Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Mickey's Place, a favorite attraction of Hercules
September 21, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Five and five sixteenths churros (from www.BagheeraOnline.net)
Pass through Mickey's place, roll around in her oven, and read the sign bolted to her sauna.
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be hostile to obnoxious supervillains.
- After going on this attraction, look for something soothing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents can ride immediately after eating.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from kidney, bowel, stomach, neck, familial, or hair problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- Contains holographic images.
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