Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Michael's Vacation Home attraction, cunningly fleeing in the evening park light
Michael's Vacation Home
September 27, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Michael's vacation home, find out what's hidden in his closets, and read the sign bolted to his reflecting pool.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually princess-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed tattoos or personal, clothing, heart, ribcage, or bowel complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and legs inside the attraction at appropriate times.
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