Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Michael's Vacation Home attraction during repairs
Michael's Vacation Home
June 1, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Michael's vacation home, roll around in her underwear drawer, and enjoy the artificial stones of her kitchen sink.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
- Before going on this attraction, look for something less demanding.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- Pregnant folks should avoid this attraction.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from water-soluable clothing, '50s haircuts, emotional baggage, or knee, elbow, ankle, neck, or spinal complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- There is a private bathroom obscured by this attraction's donkeys.
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