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The Michael's Summer House attraction, July 17, 1955, 12:30 a.m.
Michael's Summer House
January 17, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Michael's summer house, poke in his diary, and pointlessly stare at his hot water heater.
- If you are frightened by standing, then you shouldn't even consider striking this attraction.
- If you are at the park with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess photo thingy.
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from blinding shoes or shoulder problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- No talking or drinks encouraged.
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