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Michael's Rental Digs, a favorite attraction of Hamm
Michael's Rental Digs
October 22, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Michael's rental digs, lose yourself in her underwear drawer, and read the sign bolted to her kitchen sink.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for prison inmates.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with a different smell.
- During selected "Appropriate Mornings," Disneyland sponsors are able to repeatedly ride this attraction as much as a half hour preceeding more important people.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 36".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects, overdone perfume, felony convictions, or spinal, attention-span, or heart complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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