Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Michael's Place attraction at a distance
October 7, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired millionaires
Slink through Michael's place, snoop in her makeup case, and pointlessly stare at her sauna.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something that doesn't involve carvings.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28".
- Expectant fathers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- In a secret closet at the top of the Michael's Place, there is a football half court for lost children.
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