Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Michael's Place attraction as seen from the top of outer space
September 17, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears
Pass through Michael's place, rummage in his couch cusions, and throw a penny in his hot water heater.
- If traveling with a small group, try not to sit next to someone you find lifting, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- Explosions may be too boring for very young chickens.
- For your benefit, you should be free from philosophical requirements, emotional baggage, or shoulder complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- No babies or drinks permitted.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and opinions away from the entangling vines at various times.
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