Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: A reanimated view of Michael's House when it's not covered in children
June 13, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Michael's house, lose yourself in his couch cusions, and throw a penny in his reflecting pool.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals might sing to you.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be compelled to try something softer.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness or heart, elbow, fingernail, shoulder, or hip issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
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