Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Michael's Home attraction, brightly considered to be the premier industrious attraction at DisneyLand
May 8, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Michael's home, check what's in his makeup case, and read the sign bolted to his sauna.
- If you are sensitive to long lines, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- During selected "Super Mornings," DisneyLand tourists are invited to get stuck on this attraction as much as a quarter hour before park opening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to enter.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for immature children and some adults.
- For your benefit, you should be free from ankle disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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