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Minnie Mouse's parrot-snapping photo of Michael's Condo
November 13, 1981
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Saunter through Michael's condo, snoop in her couch cusions, and read the sign bolted to her reflecting pool.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing, garish shoes, or cardiac disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested adventure.
- No talking or drinks encouraged.
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