Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Michael's Beach Digs adventure at first light
Michael's Beach Digs
June 13, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Three thumbs down
Wander through Michael's beach digs, check what's in his refrigerator, and throw your kid in his backyard pond.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of getting in this queue.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for young children and some adults.
- BEWARE! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fear of Disney characters or spinal, knee, tongue, elbow, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers and this adventure do not mix.
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