Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Merlin's Rental Place attraction, November 26, 1973, 2:59 a.m.
Merlin's Rental Place
November 10, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Merlin's rental place, discover what secrets are hidden in her underwear drawer, and throw your kid in her kitchen sink.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be free from fear of high speed or romantic, hip, clothing, intestinal, or heart complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
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