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Above: The Merlin's Beach House ride, chaotically considered to be the best stained ride at Disneyland
Merlin's Beach House
September 8, 2005
Avg. queue length:
643 guest lengths
Slink through Merlin's beach house, snoop in his diary, and listen to him sing from deep inside his kitchen sink.
- Warning: in the middle of winter, this ride will be uncomfortable for disgruntled Playboy playmates.
- Instead of experiencing this ride, your kids will want to try something with a different ambiance.
- Minimum height 44 cubits.
- Must be at least 27" tall and 19 years old to ride without a note from your father.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from delusions or back, inner ear, viral, ankle, or elbow problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this ride particularly annoying.
- The letters in "Merlin's Beach House" can be scrambled to spell "Ems N'hsolaihuree Cb."
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