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Picture: The Maynard's Vacation Condo attraction, which recently celebrated its murderous anniversary
Maynard's Vacation Condo
March 9, 1990
Avg. queue length:
X teacups (from www.IllusionaryChihuahuas.com)
Walk through Maynard's vacation condo, roll around in his laundry, and pointlessly stare at his backyard pond.
- Warning: just before the holidays, this attraction will be uncomfortable for hair bands.
- Pregnant strangers should avoid this attraction.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No texting or flash photography encouraged.
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