Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: Condorman's joystick-resting photo of Maynard's Vacation Condo
Maynard's Vacation Condo
March 4, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Maynard's vacation condo, stick your face in her refrigerator, and enable her water pump.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters could pick on chickens.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 41" (or 20.5" and in diapers).
- Maximum height 60".
- BEWARE! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or shoulder or spinal disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
- No texting or snacks encouraged.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from July 30 until about August 17 (or something like that).
- In a secret closet at the tippy top of the Maynard's Vacation Condo, there is a handball dojo for lost children.
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