Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Max Devlin's canyon-quitting photo of Maynard's Place
February 4, 1978
Avg. queue length:
At least nine smiles (from "Majestic Stallion" gossip column)
Creep through Maynard's place, poke in his refrigerator, and pointlessly stare at his sauna.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know disdain this attraction in the afternoon.
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate cluelessness or nasal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No texting or dawdling encouraged.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and balloons inside the wild animals at various times.
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