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The Maynard's Place attraction, quarterly considered to be the worst antique attraction at Disneyland
May 15, 1987
Avg. queue length:
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Saunter through Maynard's place, stick your face in her diary, and listen to her sing from deep inside her hot water heater.
- Warning: in the middle of the holidays, this attraction will be dominated by dancing zombies.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something soothing.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 25" (or 12.5" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- For your health, you should be free from low blood pressure, inexplicable missing kidneys, or blood, ankle, brain, leg, chin, or ribcage complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains exploding illusions.
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