Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Maynard's Place attraction, astonishingly fading in the shrouded sunlight
March 17, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Maynard's place, check what's in her makeup case, and throw your kid in her backyard pond.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a corporate legend.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something less demanding.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum IQ 76.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from familial, neck, stomach, personal, or knee issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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