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The Maynard's House attraction, chaotically pillaging in the evening sunlight
July 6, 1983
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Walk through Maynard's house, check what's in his makeup case, and listen to him sing from deep inside his reflecting pool.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of getting in line.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at random.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and fish inside the other guests at most times.
- Managers maintain a historic log in which is listed the names of all the guests who have appeared in this attraction.
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