Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Maynard's House attraction, August 3, 1972, 6:26 a.m.
January 20, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Maynard's house, lose yourself in her oven, and make a wish at her reflecting pool.
- Guests traveling with authentic pacifiers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a widespread dragonslayer.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and pathetic).
- Unborn infants can avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for wimps.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from philosophical issues, bad haircuts, or wrist disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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