Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Maynard's Home attraction, November 7, 1958, 3:75 p.m.
November 24, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Maynard's home, roll around in his underwear drawer, and listen to him sing from deep inside his reflecting pool.
- If traveling with a school group, try to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- You must be at least as statuesque as a gorilla to enter.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of insects, religious restrictions, odd relatives, emotional baggage, or heart, chin, ankle, inner ear, knee, or shoulder problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure's burgeoning queue.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and legs within the vehicle at significant times.
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