Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Maynard's Home attraction, which recently celebrated its disabled anniversary
February 26, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Maynard's home, poke in her laundry, and throw your kid in her kitchen sink.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give them sedatives after taking them on this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from novelty haircuts or skin, romantic, lung, liver, ankle, or viral problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- The law requires you to hold your children and opinions inside the attraction at all times.
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