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The Maynard's Condo attraction, which recently celebrated its missing anniversary
April 26, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Maynard's condo, see what's in her makeup case, and pointlessly stare at her sauna.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- Yawning may occur.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your arms and strollers away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
- Because this is a water attraction, viewers are required to buy precision glasses.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Bomb Voyage's frozen grape is hidden beneath this attraction.
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