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The Maynard's Condo dark ride, universally considered to be the worst blank dark ride at Disneyland
November 8, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a smidge mice
Slink through Maynard's condo, find out what's hidden in her jewelry box, and make a wish at her backyard pond.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very over-stimulated children will want to ride this dark ride multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to ride.
- During particularly intense storms, this dark ride may melt.
- Guests may get dry on this dark ride.
- No talking or singing along allowed.
- This dark ride breaks down significantly less than any other dark ride in Disneyland.
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