Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Maynard's Condo attraction during construction
January 10, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Maynard's condo, stick your face in his diary, and read the sign bolted to his kitchen sink.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a helpful sketchbook.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Attraction may be too intense for young children.
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of closed spaces, inexplicable missing kidneys, or familial or wrist problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During rainfall, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- No babies or monkey business allowed.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and legs (in that order) within the cast members at significant times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from September 6 through March 27.
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