Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Maynard's Condo attraction during repairs
March 31, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus nine churros
Skulk through Maynard's condo, rummage in his makeup case, and listen to him sing from deep inside his backyard pond.
- Warning: after the summer, this attraction will be crammed full of monorail pilots.
- During selected "Special Mornings," lucky Disneyland magic-ticket holders will want to repeatedly ride this attraction half a moment before more important people.
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from familial or romantic disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey's massive queue.
- Contains antique effects.
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