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The Maynard's Beach Home attraction, which recently celebrated its overgrown anniversary
Maynard's Beach Home
January 10, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Maynard's beach home, snoop in his diary, and listen to him sing from deep inside his hot water heater.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 47".
- Contains imported effects.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and opinions inside the cast members at significant times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- The reference to storybooks is a sly pun.
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