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The Maynard's Beach Home attraction, September 25, 1960, 5:07 a.m.
Maynard's Beach Home
June 4, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Four churros (from Mary Blair)
Slink through Maynard's beach home, check what's in her phone book, and listen to her sing from deep inside her kitchen sink.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 29".
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness or kidney, attention-span, intestinal, wrist, or romantic problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Be sure to hold your children and vans within the cast members at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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