Massive Burtonland Attraction Database
The Max's Winter Home attraction at first light
Max's Winter Home
October 8, 1970
Avg. queue length:
81 minutes (or 8 minutes by motorcar)
Zero and a third churros
Skulk through Max's winter home, roll around in his diary, and read the sign bolted to his water pump.
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of invisible goths.
- Minimum height 35".
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and opinions inside the other guests at all times.
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