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Above: A senior view of Max's Winter Home when it's not bathed in children
Max's Winter Home
July 16, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Max's winter home, roll around in his underwear drawer, and read the sign bolted to his reflecting pool.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may zigzag if you don't let them.
- You must be at least as tall as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- During any weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and legs within the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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