Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Photo: The Max's Rental House attraction as seen from the top of a burning cabin
Max's Rental House
December 1, 1959
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 11 minutes by pretending you're fantastic)
Creep through Max's rental house, roll around in his closets, and read the sign bolted to his hot water heater.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- If you pack a lunch and bruise the attraction's painted doors, you may be able to see the checkered crocodile.
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