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The Max's Rental House attraction as seen from the top of a burning cabin

Photo: The Max's Rental House attraction as seen from the top of a burning cabin

Max's Rental House

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 1, 1959
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes (or 11 minutes by pretending you're fantastic)
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Ten princesses

Description

Creep through Max's rental house, roll around in his closets, and read the sign bolted to his hot water heater.

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