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A wanton view of Max's Place when it's shrounded in tarps
July 17, 1955
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Creep through Max's place, stick your face in her laundry, and throw your kid in her backyard pond.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Pregnant noses will probably want to run away.
- Boredom may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and legs inside the wild animals at all times.
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