Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
At right: The Matt's Winter Condo attraction at night
Matt's Winter Condo
June 27, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Matt's winter condo, rummage in his underwear drawer, and read the sign bolted to his hot water heater.
- If you are disturbed by children, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from religious issues, odd relatives, or hair or clothing disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- At one portion of the background, you can see a reference to a proposed attraction.
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