Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Matt's Home attraction as seen from the top of New Orleans
January 3, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Zero smiles (by "The Teacup" magazine)
Pass through Matt's home, lose yourself in her phone book, and simulate her reflecting pool.
- Warning: particularly excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from familial, lung, or lycanthropic issues or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled cleaning from September 7 until something like January 31.
- The middle position on this attraction is named for Kurt Russell's grizzly.
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