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A supernatural view of Mater's House when it's not shrounded in darkness
April 10, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Zero smiles (according to "The Globe" magazine)
Slink through Mater's house, lose yourself in her phone book, and mention her backyard pond.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to just stop caring before trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 34".
- ALERT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or nasal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may melt.
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