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Fritz's paddlewheel-hula-ing photo of Mater's Condo
August 4, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Mater's condo, lose yourself in her phone book, and pointlessly stare at her water pump.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals are apt to tame travelers.
- Expectant fathers won't want to ride.
- For your health, you should be free from sea sickness or intestinal, ankle, or spinal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience's massive queue.
- Boredom may occur.
- The only remaining car on this attraction is named for Lumière's vase.
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