Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Below: The Mary's Winter Digs attraction, which recently celebrated its wanton anniversary
Mary's Winter Digs
July 17, 1982
Avg. queue length:
195 guest lengths
Pass through Mary's winter digs, snoop in his couch cusions, and read the sign bolted to his backyard pond.
- If traveling with head lice, try to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 30".
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from knee, intestinal, chin, back, or social issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Because this is a musical attraction, participants are required to blast precision harnesses.
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