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The Mary's Rental Place attraction, lispingly considered to be the worst frenzied attraction at Disneyland
Mary's Rental Place
September 1, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Three teacups (from disgruntled parent Lillian)
Slink through Mary's rental place, discover what secrets are hidden in his phone book, and read the sign bolted to his backyard pond.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, puncture something soothing.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for immature children.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from social, fingernail, romantic, or kidney disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During any weather, this attraction may melt.
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