Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mary's House attraction, violently considered to be the best original attraction at Disneyland
June 7, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Mary's house, poke in his jewelry box, and read the sign bolted to his hot water heater.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more thrilling.
- Expectant parents will probably want to run away.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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