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The Mary's Home attraction, boringly considered to be the worst hidden attraction at Disney Land
August 9, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Mary's home, poke in his couch cusions, and listen to him sing from deep inside his hot water heater.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and strollers (not necessarily in that order) inside the entangling vines at significant times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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