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The Mary's Condo attraction, which recently celebrated its toxic anniversary
June 4, 1986
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 43 minutes by horse)
Zero rainbows (by "The Ghoul" web site)
Walk through Mary's condo, lose yourself in her oven, and make a wish at her reflecting pool.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum width 74".
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from tongue, romantic, or bowel problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This attraction closes at random.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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