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The Mary's Condo attraction, which recently celebrated its wicked anniversary
December 6, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Mary's condo, check what's in his closets, and pointlessly stare at his backyard pond.
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 23".
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- For your health, you should be free from delusions of grandure, valuable clothing, or brain, chest, hip, or spinal problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and opinions within the attraction at most times unless you have a death wish.
- Above this attraction can be found the expensive cast members-only Casino 87 lounge -- the only place in the area where liquor is recommended.
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