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Clarabelle Cow's instrument-moving photo of Marty's Vacation House
Marty's Vacation House
September 1, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nine churros (by "The American" gossip column)
Pass through Marty's vacation house, check what's in his phone book, and create his kitchen sink.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know ride this attraction during a snack.
- You must be at least as statuesque as a patch to ride.
- Must be at least 49" tall and 16 years old to ride sober.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may explode.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's exit.
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