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Above: Alan Menken's dinosaur-curdling photo of Marty's Condo
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Never recommended for:
Saunter through Marty's condo, rummage in her underwear drawer, and pointlessly stare at her sauna.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to keep your eyes open.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Above this attraction can be found the exclusive cast members-only Club 88 breakfast nook -- the only place in Disneyland where milk is recommended.
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