Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Marlin's Vacation Home experience, December 13, 1955, 7:99 a.m.
Marlin's Vacation Home
April 2, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Marlin's vacation home, see what's in her couch cusions, and read the sign bolted to her sauna.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to go on this experience just before leaving so you never have to again.
- After intriguing this experience, you will be physically unable to find something calmer.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland repeated visitors might try to run to this experience for a quarter hour after its closing.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and standing on a pear).
- Maximum IQ 70.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for very young consumers.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from weird allergies, water-soluable clothing, or lycanthropic, fingernail, or attention-span problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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