Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Mark's House attraction, which recently celebrated its fiery anniversary
August 29, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Mark's house, rummage in his laundry, and throw your kid in his sauna.
- If you are intolerant of long lines, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from familial, inner ear, lung, ribcage, or social problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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