Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A sharper view of Mark's House when it's not covered in darkness
August 4, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Mark's house, stick your face in his underwear drawer, and listen to him sing from deep inside his wishing well.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to just stop caring while telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum IQ 66.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of heights, overdone shoes, felony convictions, or familial, nasal, or finger issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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