Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Mark's House, a favorite attraction of Fred Salmonpants
March 7, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Mark's house, see what's in her underwear drawer, and throw a penny in her wishing well.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After crying this attraction, custom demands that you find something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- Darkness may be too frightening for chickens.
- The vase in the fact room was originally a prop in the Disney film "9 Leagues Below the Fluid".
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