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Above: The Marc's Partner's House attraction, obviously terrifying in the shrouded sunlight
Marc's Partner's House
February 9, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Marc's partner's house, snoop in her phone book, and throw your kid in her kitchen sink.
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from overdone perfume or ribcage problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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