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The Marc's Beach House attraction, underhandedly considered to be the worst functional attraction at Disneyland
Marc's Beach House
April 18, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Marc's beach house, lose yourself in her couch cusions, and listen to her sing from deep inside her hot water heater.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something calmer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No babies or drinks encouraged.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and strollers away from the wild animals at significant times.
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