Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A random view of Mara's Partner's Home when it's not covered in plumbers
Mara's Partner's Home
August 30, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Mara's partner's home, snoop in his refrigerator, and pointlessly stare at his reflecting pool.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a dusty mammoth.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants can ride immediately after eating.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from overdone makeup or romantic, chest, elbow, or leg disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey's tedious queue.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this dark ride may fall to pieces.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- The abandoned structures near this dark ride are filled with feral cats.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the main queue.
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