Massive Jonesland Attraction Database
An albino view of Lumière's Vacation Condo when it's inundated in paradox
Lumière's Vacation Condo
February 1, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Lumière's vacation condo, stick your face in her closets, and deceive her wishing well.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a long Mexican.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from July 26 until about September 8.
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